August 26th, 2009 by Jay

Overheard in Guangzhou #2

The McDonald’s at Citic Plaza. It is mid-afternoon. Two Chinese males in their mid-20s snack on a medium pack of fries. They are clad in t-shirts, cargo shorts and flip-flops. A tall, albino white male sweeps by with his smoking hot girlfriend in tow.

Chinese Male #1: (whistles)
Chinese Male #2: Damn.

Chinese Male #1: That girl is hot.
Chinese Male #2: How did he manage that?

Chinese Male #1: Think about it this way. Even the old, ugly, fat white guys can get good looking girls, right?
Chinese Male #2: Yeah …

Chinese Male #1: So, did you see how white that guy was? He was super white! He can only have a super hot girlfriend.
Chinese Male #2: Good point.

8 Responses to “Overheard in Guangzhou #2”

  1. Junde says:

    超级白。。

    Sofa.

  2. Gahool To says:

    Haha
    that makes sense :)
    Shoul I stop trying to get more tanned?

  3. Carol says:

    hypopigmentation….

    the ones who got this disease can get the hottest girls in the world…

  4. Justin says:

    Nothing to do with the colour of his skin and everything to do with the colour of his passport ;)

  5. Lindsay says:

    Is it me, or is this a repost from someone’s GZStuff page…..?

  6. bravo says:

    lame.anything possible for money, be it nero/blanco/klingono … !

  7. Jay says:

    @junde

    i find it incestuous if we sofa each other

    @gahool

    in fairness, he was a very attractive albino

    @justin

    in fairness, he was a very attractive albino

    @lindsay

    yah yah yah, go look at the new one

    @bravo

    in fairness, he was a very attractive albino

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