On the train to Hong Kong. A young family of three sits in the corner. The mother and father are in their early 30s. The daughter is 4-5 years old, very cute, and mischievously bouncing around on the seat.
Father: (using a baby voice) Sweetie. Don’t misbehave. If you do, you could die. Think about that … if you die, who will take care of Daddy and Mommy when they get old? Not you, you’ll be dead.
Daughter: (terrified expression)
wuhahahahahahahahaha
omg. that is totally hilarious and frightening! really freaky…
Where’s the ‘twit this’ link? This is cute
@Erni, i figured most of our readers would not be on Twitter, so that thing is not up. but u can always just find my page and retweet me : )
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is “God is crying.” And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is “Probably because of something you did.” - Jack Handey
man, that unfortunate girl is probably messed up for life now. talk about weird parenting methods. funny, but weird.
@Gahool
I was positive your name was fake until I saw you have a facebook account.
@Helen
Why two substantively similar comments?
@Junde
Stealing my thunder.
@Asm
I always tell kids that the angels are peeing.
@Helen
Substantively similar.
the Daughter: “Then it’s legal for you to have another kid if so.”
it’s called “recapitulation”.
教育孩子，方法很多。
我看了，觉得问题不是太大。
桥唔怕旧，最紧要受。
细路都系一个弱势群体，要让他们也成长！
Early 30 ? Waa . i thought they should be in their late 60 …… am i just missing something in my brain ?
@meilifafa
context. context.
@pandora
perhaps. haha.
I couldn’t see their faces..??
poor internet in Lijiang.,..
and gahool is my friend, maybe?
I wonder how could he wrote comment here..lol
How could a father say like that to his daughter? Even though the little girl doesnt know what death is, she must have guessed from her father’s words be dead is not good thing
@An
Stop getting online while you are on vacation!
@Sophia
Agreed. In his defense, he realized it was probably not the best thing to say the moment the words left his mouth.
I sent this around to people at work who recently had kids.