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9 Tips for the China Expat Go-getter

Monday, November 2nd, 2009

I just made a career move to Beijing*. I’d like to think that in my 12 months in Guangzhou, I’ve achieved personal and business milestones. As an expat go-getter (career) myself, I share what I’ve come to learn:

Here’s 9 (personal) tips for the Expat Go-getter in China:

1. New in town? Find your fellow countrymen/women.

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If you did not sail from a country currently torn apart by civil war, chances are, that your fellows in a land away from home would have a few things in common - language, topics, taste in food etc. Chances are, that they would also be willing and happy to help you adapt to the new surroundings, and expand into social circles. Trust is the warm welcoming gift you receive from your fellows in a foreign land, and gratitude goes to your government who made it harmoniously so.

 
2. Variety of Social Circles

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Once you’ve found your own countryfellows cliques, that’s not the end. There lots of peoples in China. Locals, locals from Guangzhou, inner China city migrants, northerners, and other expats. Make friends with them! A variety of social circles means that you get to experience/enjoy different day/night outs with different groups of people, you get a variety of business contacts and connections, and you get to sample all kinds of food.

 
3. Join a local Online Social Network
If you’re not the kind who makes friends with random patrons at a pub, the online social network channel works well. You get to preview photos, track chatter and view their relationship status, amongst other information, before you actually say “Hi”. It worked for me. I joined GZStuff, I made my first friends there, and things just took off from there and I had a really colourful year in Guangzhou. But be social media savvy, if you’re not too sure what that means, sit back, relax, and observe before you engage in any online hihi-ing or banter.

 
4. Volunteer to serve in your country’s Chamber of Commerce or club in China

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This can be a quick ladder climb to a higher social status and networking connections, if you are sincere in your efforts to help the organisation.

Once you’ve consolidated your base of fellow countrymen support, and get along well with them, it’s time to take the home country connection one step further.

Typically, countries with a considerable business presence in China would have an official Chamber of Commerce, and sometimes a social club. These organisations rely on voluntary efforts of fellow countrymen to make business networking events, social parties, sports events and charity events happen. These volunteers are usually nominated and/or elected into an executive committee to serve for a period of 1 year. With good support from strategic friends, a newcomer should be able to get onboard to contribute.

The most tangible return is the exposure with status that comes with it. I served as the Vice-President of the Guangzhou Singapore Club, and I got to meet successful business folks and political representatives, and had the chance to be involved in the organising of small and big events. This, for a newcomer, is quite a deal. When you are at your regular business networking sessions, you’re no longer this newcomer who works at this particular company. You’re also the key appointment holder of this particular offcial organisation representing your country in China. That’s something. You’re somebody. It also gives you a fuller profile, that you’re not just a company man, but you’re a social and society man.

 
5. Network Network Network!
If you start off teaching English and seek a different progression, network! If you play classical piano, network! If you work at an night entertainment joint, network! If you don’t network, may your rabbits keep falling from the tree.

 
6. Decent alcohol tolerance

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(Disclaimer: I am not advocating the consumption of alcohol as the way to greater career heights, although you can get high. If you’re under 18 or driving, please just drink Wahaha.) What I’m saying is, maintain acquired sobriety when consuming alcohol with business people.

Oftentimes in China, drink and business go hand in hand. Having decent alcohol tolerance helps you remain calm and collected, and maintain strategic plans while others lose focus. At one end of the table, a sober person also recognises and gives credit to the other drinking but sober person. They can tell that this person has is well sorted out, this impression can translate into heightened business dealings.

 
7. Don’t be pissed at life

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Life is tough, the weather is hot, we don’t have to make life tougher and hotter.

Sometimes when someone spits near you, cuts your queue, or unintentionally pushes you on crowded public transport, it’s OK to just laugh it off and let be. I do that sometimes, it’s really not the huge loss of dignity if you don’t react. Live and let live. No need to fight every battle that life drops on your path. An eye for an eye makes the world go blind. See the bigger picture of your life in China. If life gives you lemons, add lemon to herbal tea.

 
8. Engage locals to help you navigate
Sometimes at a busy road where there’s an apparent zebra crossing (which drivers ignore), a newcomer like me might not know when to cross and avoid causing damage to oncoming cars in the process of doing so. So, this newcomer (like me) would sometimes wait for a local person, sometimes an old woman, sometimes some schoolgirls, to cross the road. They just walk and vehicles would slow down for them. We follow, and we get to the other side of the road, protected and safe.

The same principle applies to marketing efforts in your business. If you lack understanding in the risky business terrain, spend some money, engage a local to help you navigate. Expats can provide new perspectives and innovations but understanding of local culture is the foundation for everything new to be based upon.

 
9. Colours of the world
It would be inaccurate to assume people of some colour are out to scam you, or squeeze the tightest deal out of you, and some other western-light coloured people must be trustworthy. There’s good and bad in everyone - there’s a little bad in good people and there’s a little good in bad people. Don’t judge based on colour, take pinches of salt, manage expectations, and learn to manage people to bring good unto both parties.

 
Feel free to add on.

*I’ll still be writing for Guangzhouer.

Bucking the Trend: Singaporean applies for Chinese PR

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009

In recent times, Gong Li, Jet Li and various other Chinese media and business people have successfully attained Singaporean Citizenship/Permanent Residence. They see the little island-state as a safe, stable, and well-developed surrounding for their new young families to nuture.

Gong Li became a Singaporean

Gong Li became a Singaporean

Buckin the trend, Edward Lu is a 27 year old Singaporean living and working here in Guangzhou, China, who is also in the process of applying for a Chinese Permanent Residence. I have a chat with him to find out his motivations..

Interview with Edward Lu, Singaporean Entrepreneur in GZ

Junde(JD): Hoseh boh? 
Edward(ED): Sibei swee. Can start the interview or not?
 
JD: Ok. Can you tell us how you landed here in Guangzhou?
ED: I was born In Singapore, and graduated with a Diploma in Business from Ngee Ann Polytechnic specializing in Leisure Management. I performed National Service for 2.5 years and came to China directly after that in early 2004. After working for a year in a Singaporean-Taiwanese venture company in Guangzhou, I established own company providing international logistics and trading services from China. Our company has offices/warehouses in Guangzhou, Yiwu and Singapore.
 

JD: Why are you going against the wave, applying for a Chinese PR?
ED: I do it mainly for practical business reasons. Firstly as a Chinese PR you pay less tax. Next, to set up new businesses, you do not need to partner with a local to register the company. Finally, you no longer need any working or travel visa to enter/stay in the country.
 

JD: Very practical benefits. How does one qualify?
ED: Basically, you need to have stayed in China for a few years, with a substantial local investment and revenue record for at least 3 years. Alternatively, you can marry a local person, and you get PR after 5 years of happy marriage.
 
JD: Haha, second route sounds more interesting. Do you intend to marry a local girl? How do you compare local Chinese girls with Singaporean girls?
ED: Why not? If the right person comes along. My career here has taken off and I’m definitely looking forward to my next phase of life. From my limited personal experiences, I find that the local girls I have encounterd are more gentle, and less career-minded. This is not to say that the opposite of Singaporean girls is a negative thing. Singapore is a modern, well-developed and highly competitive country and it is only natural that people would be more materialistic. I am a materialistic person myself too, but I get them cheaper in China :p
 
JD: If you get married here, would you like to have your children educated here?
ED: I would prefer the education in Singapore. Some say that our education there is very influenced by government propaganda, but I think it depends on the individual. I like the way I turned out and with some luck I’ll like the way my kids grow up and turn out in Singapore too. Besides, education without subsidy here is expensive!
 
JD: How about doing business here? How is it different from Singapore?
ED: To a certain extent, the Singapore retail market is saturated. If you sell 100 plates of Chicken Rice today, next month, you might sell 80 plates or 120 plates. It’s +/- 10%. Here in China, if you start of by selling 10 plates in the first month, next month, you might be selling 1000 plates. The growth potential is immense as you are not just catering to the whole Chinese market, but also to all foreign businesses who have turned their attention to China in recent years.
 

Edward Lu praying for stability

Edward praying for stability

JD: What about your personal and social life? Do you like it here?
ED: Yes, definitely. I enjoy the freedom I have here. I don’t seek to participate in politics, all I seek is my personal freedom. As a laowai (technically) out of my hometown, I feel less inhibited, I make more friends and do more things. I also get to smoke in public places and restaurants. The cost of living in Guangzhou is also much cheaper than Singapore, so we get to enjoy a better lifestyle while we’re younger. In Singapore we would need to have worked for a few more years before enjoying the kind of life we lead here today.
 
JD: So you’ve told me about all the practical benefits, and about everything you appreciate about living here in Guangzhou. How much of it is motivation for your Chinese PR application? What does the Chinese PR mean to you?
ED: Frankly, it’s more for practical business benefits. I am not someone who would forget my Singaporean roots. Although I do not have Chinese nationalistic fervour in me, I also do contribute back to society here. For instance, I am sit in the executive committee of the Guangzhou Singapore Club who organises social and charity events for the community here in Guangzhou.
 
JD: Would you encourage more Singaporeans, or expats in general, to follow in your footsteps, to apply for a Chinese PR?
ED: It is up to individual. But most of the foreigners I’ve met here during the past years certainly do enjoy their life and work here, so why not?

 
JD: What is your favourite KTV song?
ED: BETTER MAN by Nicholas Tse

 
JD: Thanks Edward for your time. Interested readers can also read 9 reasons why Singaporeans should work in China..
ED: Fuwuyuan! Mai Dan!

Cutting in Line

Wednesday, August 12th, 2009

This recent New York Times article “American Graduates Finding Jobs in China” has drawn lots of attention. It’s been making the email rounds since its release this morning and is currently the most popular article at New York Times Online.
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(Side note: I deny having read “Pain of Being a Redhead.”)

Anyway, it’s a quick read which I recommend. But, since I know our readers don’t read, here’s the executive summary:

American Graduates are coming to China predominantly for three reasons:

  1. The Chinese economy is “surging”
  2. The cost of living is “lower”
  3. The chance to leap ahead in seniority without having to wait and “pay dues”

I agree with all the three points but will ignore the first two because they don’t interest me. As for point #3, I see it all the time, sometimes even in the mirror. My question is, how much of it is merit based and how much is preferential treatment for foreigners? What would it take to change this reality? Thoughts or personal anecdotes, anyone?

On a related note, Junde wrote “9 reasons why Singaporeans should live and work in China” several months ago. It is more thorough and accurate than anything the New York Times could write. He also shorted Wall Street all last year and marks 2017 as the date North Korea opens up.

9 Kinds of People You Meet in a Chinese Fitness Club

Monday, July 20th, 2009

I’m a member of the Total Fitness Club (力美健) chain. The facilities are nice and clean. The staff are friendly and helpful. The prices and policies are reasonable … in short, highly recommended. In the three years I’ve been a member, I’ve seen other members come and go. But like clockwork, they were replaced quickly by the exact same person. Over time, my highly keen powers of observation came to discern the nine archetypes you will encounter in a Chinese Fitness Club.* Today, I pass this wisdom on to you.

1. The Young, Fit S.O.B.
He is really fit. He is unnaturally tan. He will beat me silly when he reads this.
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2. The Mini-Arnold
Impossibly muscular, but short.
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3. The Mistress
Scantily clad. Intensely hot. Someone’s bored mistress.
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4. The Middle-Aged Wife
Comes for the dance classes with the handsome, gay male dance instructor. The rest of the time, sits around chatting with her fellow species in the locker room … naked.
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5. The Female O.L.**
A rather broad category. United by the common characteristic of having no inclination to actually work out. Will do yoga, poorly.
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6. The Male Office Worker
Usually inappropriately dressed for working out.
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7. The Dork
One of two hopeless extremes.
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8. The Boss
Clearly the boss of something. Friendly and doles out lots of advice. He may or may not be a gangster.
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9. The Foreigner
Has on a headset. Pays no attention to anyone around him. Occasionally sneaks a peek at #3.
Foreigner

* Regional to Guangzhou.
** O.L. = Office Lady

Maybe Jackie Chan was right about Chinese needing to be controlled

Wednesday, July 8th, 2009

The recent racial riots in Urumqi, Xinjiang, China have triggered the shutdown of several social media sites and blogs, notably Facebook, Twitter, Fanfou (Chinese version of Twitter), Danwei.org, and more. This follows a similar Twitter blackout a few weeks back, prompting the question whether some level of control and censorship is required in the Chinese Social Media scene.

Summary of events
According to the Shanghaiist’s detailed event summary, “the spark came from Shaoguan, Guangdong, where Several Uighur were rumored to have sexually assaulted a Han Chinese female, based on a post on an internet message board. Then on June 26, violence erupted between the two ethnic groups as Han Chinese attacked Uyghur workers in revenge. Two Uyghurs were reported killed and 118 injured before local police said that a disgruntled Han Chinese worker who hadn’t been hired back at the toy factory confessed to faking the information to express his discontent.”

The protests in Urumqi were supposed to be a peaceful sit-in in response to what apparently many (anywhere between 1000 to 3000 allegedly participated) thought was a flawed handling of the conflict in Shaoguan. It was unfortunate that things got out hand.

Photo compiled by BBC, (via Shanghaiist)

Photo compiled by BBC, (via Shanghaiist)

 
Citizen journalism
Apparently, the fatal spark originated from the keyboard of an individual, a non-somebody. Citizen journalism or Social Media if you will, is the Read-Write-Web which empowers every individual to have a voice on the internet waves, and be heard.

The power of Public Relations traditionally vested in not just trained PR professionals and journalists, who are educated about cultural and political sensibilities, and the possible ripple effect of inappropriate news; These days in Social Media, any John Doe (or Chen Xiao Ming) can write/tweet about the la mian he had for lunch, or sexual misconduct by racial faction against another.

A Chinese Twitterer by the username of whshang remarked

“这些记者难道不知道自己的所作所为有可能导致局势进一步恶化么?
// twitter上的公民记者?。。。。。 何尝不是如此?”

(Appropriated translation: “Don’t all these reporters know that every tweet can possibly deteriorate the situation? //Are (the effects of) online citizen journalists any different?”

Another by the username of bluekevin also commented:

“其实twitter还是很小众的 有些人总觉得自己知道的大众也知道 自己的想法也能代表大众的想法”

(Appropriated translation: “Actually Twitter has only a small (Chinese) audience. Some people tend to think that everyone knows what they know, and everyone feels what they feel.”

Responding to an inaccurate tweet about the Chinese embassy in Munich being petrol-bombed (it was in fact the Chinese Consulate, not embassy), Kaiser Kuo expressed his indignation:
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Even professional reporters can unknowingly prompt undesired situations. A busload of foreign reporters and photographers in Urumqi were interviewing a small group of Uyghurs. The activity drew more Uyghur fellows who got vocal and the sizeable commotion was eventually dispersed by riot police.

 
Recipients of Citizen Journalism
Micro-blogging in the form of Twitter/Fanfou/Facebook updates has also at times got people micro-reading. As people get used to smaller morsels of information, it has become easier for them to react, forward to friends/followers, and trigger more reactions. Because of the lack of a proper and detailed context, or the patience to seek it, their reactions could be based on prior impressions of the subject matter, rather than the full context of the current information.

In a particular Facebook update by “Tank Man”, he expresses the sentiment

“Tank Man is sad to see repeated civilian killings in Urumqi, Xinjiang: over 140 dead (official) already :(”

The post drew mixed reactions: some well-read thoughts, and some reactions from individuals who apparently might not have known that the deaths could have been the result of the inter-racial riots, i.e. citizens against citizens, rather than the context “Tank Man” would have placed them in.
Some excerpts of “reactionary” posts here:
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In Shaoguan, the false online rumour ignited reactionary flames of anger and hatred, which in turn spread in multiple waves via with further distortion. Techcrunch calls this the online mob. The social media angry mob spread to Xinjiang where vengeful emotions took centerstage, culminating in this week’s racial riots. All this might have been prevented if the initial false rumour was effectively killed, and further “discussions” effectively harmonised.

Another angry mob outside the Chinese embassy in Holland

 
Should social media be controlled?
This post seeks to shed some light on the role that social media played in the leadup to events in Urumqi, and discuss possible lessons learnt from this experience. In an outbreak of inappropriate seditious messages, can we rely on the combined “wisdom” of crowds to drown the negativity and provide resounding and enlightening direction? Do we have faith in particular Peoples to resolve differences amicably? Or should authorities shut down all public discourse? (No good news, no bad news. No news is good news!)

The ideals of free and objective journalism are noble. But when one is in an immense decision making position, with countless lives, and entire country’s stability at stake, risk-taking is an ill-afforded luxury. The Chinese government again made the decision to shut down social media sites that provided for local public discourse.
This form of action against free Internet speech is not unique to China, Iran also blacked out some social media during her recent turbulence, and Singapore back in 2005 shut down, fined, and jailed 2 bloggers who made racist comments on their blogs.

On the other hand, the state was trusting enough to invite foreign (professional) journalists on an official trip to Urumqi, Xinjiang’s capital and the site of the unrest, “to know better about the riots.” I personally follow on Twitter, 2 on-the-ground reporters, @malcolmmoore and @melissakchan who tweet accurate live feed from Urumqi.

 
Recall Jackie Chan in summer of 08.
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He might be right. It seems from this Urumqi episode that civilian senders and receivers of social media messages in China do need some level of control and censorship.

Which eventually begs the question:

Will Jackie follow in Arnie’s footsteps?

Arnold Schwarzenegger Image from Topnews.in

 
This post is the personal opinion of the writer, who was brought up in a land of authoritarian democracy.

Wanted: 4 or 5 Westerners to Sit Around and Drink for Free

Wednesday, July 1st, 2009

Found this classified on a Guangzhou social networking website, and found it a little confusing.

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What exactly is a Westerner?

Does it mean Physical Location?
Countries west of China? If we go west from China, and keep going at it, we’ll land in Japan some day, although all the while we headed west.

Does it mean Skin Colour?
But what about ABCs like Jay? He looks Chinese, is an ethnic Chinese currently residing in the land of ethnic Chinese, but holds American citizenship

Does it mean Nationality?
But my passport does not print for a matter of Nationality, whether I’m a easterner or westerner or South-Easterner.

So who really qualifies for this invite to free wine? I’ve heard of ladies drinking for free on Ladies’ Night. But Westerners? I’m confused!

One is the loneliest number*

Monday, June 22nd, 2009

The year was 1979. China was emerging from decades of questionable economic policies and taking fledgling steps towards the explosive growth that would eventually attract the sordid likes of me to its shores. Two-thirds of the population was below the age of 30. It was a time of aspirations, of vigor, of youth … of baby-making. And so, the one-child policy was put in place. Keep the population in check. Harness and focus the raw, surging, thrusting, caressing, cooing, panting, moaning, giggling, cuddling drive of the people into the economy and country. Did it achieve its intended goal?

Fast forward thirty years to 2009. People yearn to love and to be loved. Men outnumber the women. Aging parents struggle with empty nest syndrome. Affection abounds, but no outlet exists. To what did they turn? Foreign women? No. Foreign Men? Yes. No. Adoption? No. Pets? Yes.

But, it looks like this outlet will soon be regulated as well. Long the case in Beijing, on July 1st Guangzhou will join the ranks of one-dog policy Chinese cities. That’s right, one-dog per household. Owners of multiple dogs will have to decide between keeping Benji or Cujo. New litters will face the tricky task of divvying up pups among multiple households. Spay/neutering will put an end to all those bitches in heat.**

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Will city government take its cues from the recent Green Dam debacle and implement this policy with finesse? Indeed, we can draw multiple parallels with the Green Dam filtering software:

  1. Announcement of both directives came rather suddenly and without significant public discourse beforehand.
  2. Matters are brought right to the doorstep. While control measures were already in place through the Great Firewall of China, these were located in the ether, whereas Green Dam was a shoddy piece of software to be installed directly into one’s home computer. Similarly, population control measures have been in place with roundups of stray dogs, but these happened out of sight. The only thing out of sight from now on will be your Lassie.
  3. Public reaction will be emotional in nature. Emotional people are tricky to manage.

How this controlled experiment unfolds will be a good test of how savvy public administrators have become. The stakes are personal, but not too high since only a niche population will be affected, and it comes at a time when sympathy for indignant bourgeois dog owners will not likely override concern for economic slowdown. Perhaps, to facilitate enforcement, Guangzhou could simultaneously lift its ban on dog meat.**

* Lyrics by …
** I can’t believe I wrote that.

An anecdotal look at the PRD* economy

Thursday, June 18th, 2009

A few years ago I joined the ranks of people in China who have had things stolen from them in novel ways.  It wasn’t particularly ingenious.  Due to construction, several freeway onramps were blocked, and I was having trouble getting on the freeway.  In frustration, I pulled over at one of the blocked onramps where a few cars had stopped as well.  I rolled down my passenger side window and asked one of the loitering drivers of those unlicensed black cabs for directions.  He was unusually friendly.  That should have been Red Flag #1.

As he was explaining to me, I heard tapping at the driver side window.  Red Flag #2. I turned to the left to look.  It was another unlicensed cab driver also giving me directions.  I told him through the closed window, “Thanks, but this other guy is already giving me directions.”  He gave me a thumbs up.  Red Flag #3.

I must have been distracted for only 5-6 seconds.  When I turned back around, the first driver finished his directions, and I drove off, marveling at the friendliness.  It was only five minutes later when I got onto the freeway (great directions guys, thanks!) that I noticed my bag had been stolen from the passenger’s seat.  By bag, I mean Armani messenger bag and not a murse (male purse) which is so prevalent here.  And, by Armani messenger bag, I mean fake Armani messenger bag I got for 50 RMB.

murse-2Fortunately, nothing of value was lost.  But, I had some business cards in there, and ever since then I’ve received intermittently strange messages and calls trying to swindle me into something.

There are calls along the lines of:
(Ring)
Caller: Hey brother, remember me?
Me: No, who is this?

Caller: How can you not remember me? Remember?!?
Me: Nope, not a clue.

Caller: Come on. It’s me!
Me: Nope.

Caller: Remember!
Me: Oh!!! Is this Li Something Something?!?!

Mr. Li: Yes!!!
Me: No way, you died last year.
(Click)

Me: Hello? Hello? Mr. Li?

But, the free service I most enjoy is the informative yet non-intrusive SMS advertisement.  Need fake receipts?  Done!  Want to buy insurance?  Shazam!  Naughty Nurse S&M Orgy?  Open Sesame!  Because sex sells, a few tantalizing samples:

Silk stockings. 90s china dolls, office ladies, nurses. Partner swapping orgies. No room fee!

Four live bunny shows a day! Buy one get one free! Okay for 3 times!

Imperial concubines for the emperor. Parisian courtesans for the king. 5-star hotel accommodations.

Cantonese cuisine. Sichuan cuisine. Hunan Cuisine. Dongbei cuisine. Korean cuisine. Even African cuisine!!

In the past, I would receive them sporadically.  But recently, I’ve noticed a startling uptick to the point where I’ve come to depend on then for my weekly titillation.  I can only conclude that as consumers tighten their belts, companies need to aggressively market and innovate their services to keep those belts loose.

*Pearl River Delta