Archive for August, 2009

Overheard in Guangzhou #2

Wednesday, August 26th, 2009

The McDonald’s at Citic Plaza. It is mid-afternoon. Two Chinese males in their mid-20s snack on a medium pack of fries. They are clad in t-shirts, cargo shorts and flip-flops. A tall, albino white male sweeps by with his smoking hot girlfriend in tow.

Chinese Male #1: (whistles)
Chinese Male #2: Damn.

Chinese Male #1: That girl is hot.
Chinese Male #2: How did he manage that?

Chinese Male #1: Think about it this way. Even the old, ugly, fat white guys can get good looking girls, right?
Chinese Male #2: Yeah …

Chinese Male #1: So, did you see how white that guy was? He was super white! He can only have a super hot girlfriend.
Chinese Male #2: Good point.

The Rape of Spoons

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009

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The tragedy happened in a students’ cafeteria in Guangdong University of Foreign Studies. When the boss of the cafeteria found out that about 500 out of 2,000 spoons were missing after the first month they were purchased, he decided the best way to keep the thieves away was to drill holes on all the spoons, even at the cost of risking windfall profit from their chief’s special—pot-washing water(aka. soup)

I cannot help but wonder, what will happen to the chop sticks if they were beginning to be stolen… Be emasculated?

Abnormally Ugly Buildings in Guangzhou #1

Thursday, August 20th, 2009

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Cutting in Line

Wednesday, August 12th, 2009

This recent New York Times article “American Graduates Finding Jobs in China” has drawn lots of attention. It’s been making the email rounds since its release this morning and is currently the most popular article at New York Times Online.
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(Side note: I deny having read “Pain of Being a Redhead.”)

Anyway, it’s a quick read which I recommend. But, since I know our readers don’t read, here’s the executive summary:

American Graduates are coming to China predominantly for three reasons:

  1. The Chinese economy is “surging”
  2. The cost of living is “lower”
  3. The chance to leap ahead in seniority without having to wait and “pay dues”

I agree with all the three points but will ignore the first two because they don’t interest me. As for point #3, I see it all the time, sometimes even in the mirror. My question is, how much of it is merit based and how much is preferential treatment for foreigners? What would it take to change this reality? Thoughts or personal anecdotes, anyone?

On a related note, Junde wrote “9 reasons why Singaporeans should live and work in China” several months ago. It is more thorough and accurate than anything the New York Times could write. He also shorted Wall Street all last year and marks 2017 as the date North Korea opens up.

Overheard in Guangzhou #1

Sunday, August 2nd, 2009

On the train to Hong Kong. A young family of three sits in the corner. The mother and father are in their early 30s. The daughter is 4-5 years old, very cute, and mischievously bouncing around on the seat.

Father: (using a baby voice) Sweetie. Don’t misbehave. If you do, you could die. Think about that … if you die, who will take care of Daddy and Mommy when they get old? Not you, you’ll be dead.

Daughter: (terrified expression)